Cheeky Christmas Sweatshirts with a Retro Twist. š
Your Parents Aren't Real Christmas Sweatshirt | Funny Retro Santa Jumper | Unisex Christmas Crewneck
| Size Guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This sweatshirt has a classic unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart above for measurements. For an oversized look, consider sizing up.
š YOUR PARENTS AREN'T REAL ā Christmas just got awkward!
For those who like their Christmas spirit with a side of sarcasm. š
Featuring a cheeky, winking Santa, vintage-inspired lettering and festive retro colours, this sweatshirt is made for anyone who doesn't take Christmas too seriously.
Perfect for Christmas parties, cosy winter nights, festive get-togethers or gifting to that friend with a questionable sense of humour!
āØ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Bold retro Christmas design with a cheeky twist
- Soft, cosy cotton-polyester blend
- Classic unisex fit ā perfect for men and women
- Comfortable crew neckline with ribbed cuffs and hem
- Great for layering or relaxed oversized styling
š AVAILABLE IN 5 COLOURS
White | Sand | Light Pink | Forest Green | Heather Dark Green
š SIZES: Sā5XL (subject to colour availability)
Material: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend, 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.
š Made to order, especially for you.
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Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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